A grizzled detective crouches behind police tape next to a dead body, examining the blood on his fingers.
Caption: He’s a homicide cop with no tortured past.
The detective sips herbal tea from a mug with a smiling bear on it.
Caption: Who struggles with no major vices.
The detective stands with his beautiful blonde wife and two adorable blonde daughters.
Caption: And has got a normal, loving family.
The detective throws a grizzled look at the camera.
Caption: He’s… The Well-Adjusted Detective
Caption: This fall on FOX