The Well-Adjusted Detective

The Well-Adjusted Detective

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Title
The Well-Adjusted Detective
Date
November 3, 2013
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Panel 1 : Ext. Crime Scene – Night

A grizzled detective crouches behind police tape next to a dead body, examining the blood on his fingers.

Caption: He’s a homicide cop with no tortured past.

Well-Adjusted Detective
Born and raised in the suburbs.
Panel 2 : Int. Police Station – Day

The detective sips herbal tea from a mug with a smiling bear on it.

Caption: Who struggles with no major vices.

Well-Adjusted Detective
Got drunk once. Didn’t enjoy it.
Panel 3 : Int. Portrait Studio – Day

The detective stands with his beautiful blonde wife and two adorable blonde daughters.

Caption: And has got a normal, loving family.

Well-Adjusted Detective
Home every night by 6pm.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Night

The detective throws a grizzled look at the camera.

Caption: He’s… The Well-Adjusted Detective

Well-Adjusted Detective
This is just a job.

Caption: This fall on FOX