Bruce Wayne’s Poker Face

Bruce Wayne’s Poker Face

Strip Info

Title
Bruce Wayne’s Poker Face
Date
September 29, 2013
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Restaurant – Night

Bruce Wayne is seated at a table in a fancy restaurant, in mid-conversation with a Dinner Guest.

Dinner Guest
…You know Bruce, the way you defend him in casual conversation…we might start to think you’re The Batman.
Panel 2 : Int. Restaurant – Continuous

Bruce takes offense to the statement.

Bruce Wayne
Whaaaaa?
Panel 4 : Int. Restaurant – Continuous

Bruce continues to protest.

Bruce Wayne
-Pfft- I mean… that’s just… -Pfft-
Panel 4 : Int. Restaurant – Continuous

Bruce continues to protest.

Bruce Wayne
I mean… …Can you think of anything more ridiculous? –ckk-
Panel 5 : Int. Restaurant – Continuous

Bruce starts to laugh.

Bruce Wayne
What a funny idea! Ha ha ha haha ha! Ah HAHAHAHAH-
Panel 6 : Int. Restaurant – Continuous

Bruce continues to laugh as his guests look at him strangely.

Bruce Wayne
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Panel 7 : Int. Restaurant – Continuous

Bruce finally breaks down.

Bruce Wayne
HAHAHA Okayfine I’mBatman.